Allston, MA
The Lance Armstrong of thingsthatlooklikecocknballs. A cocknballs study says too much time in the saddle can cripple the potency of said cocknballs.
Party City – Manhattan – The perfect cake pan for Michael Jackson’s birthday party. Extra frosting please.
Cocknballs – the breakfast of champions! Cooked and swallowed in Brooklyn, NY.
Lead singer of the Passion Pit on the Rocks Off Concert Cruise – New York Harbor- whipping even the shadows into a frenzy of cocknballs.
“You put your chicken finger in my meatballs… “… “No, YOU put your meatballs in my chicken finger!!”… You’re both wrong. Thats cock with balls, heretofore known as cocknballs. Backstage catering for Pink Floyd Tribute the Machine at Symphony Space. 95th and Broadway – Manhattan.
New York City – If my bubble gum tasted like it ended up being shaped on this sidewalk, I probably would have spit rather than swallowed…
Manhattan: Left by Purell hand sanitizer, after being lit on fire on a desk and wiped to the floor. A hole-in-one of spontaneous cocknballs creation.