Bicycle Built for Cocknballs

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The Lance Armstrong of thingsthatlooklikecocknballs.  A cocknballs study says too much time in the saddle can cripple the potency of said cocknballs.

Dora Loves to Explore Cocknballs

IMG_0213Party City – Manhattan – The perfect cake pan for Michael Jackson’s birthday party.  Extra frosting please.

Breakfast of Cocknballs Champions

KZlwZKtrAnom7vrmSQ5iryKgo1_500Cocknballs – the breakfast of champions! Cooked and swallowed in Brooklyn, NY.

Cocknballs Lurking In the Shadows

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Lead singer of the Passion Pit on the Rocks Off Concert Cruise – New York Harbor-  whipping even the shadows into a frenzy of cocknballs.

Gaseous Cocknballs

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Cock n Partial Balls.  Gas station on Myrtle Ave in Brooklyn.

Cocknballs in the Sauce

KZlwZKtrAnols44bHvewqdCKo1_r1_500“You put your chicken finger in my meatballs… “… “No, YOU put your meatballs in my chicken finger!!”… You’re both wrong.  Thats cock with balls, heretofore known as cocknballs.  Backstage catering for Pink Floyd Tribute the Machine at Symphony Space.  95th and Broadway – Manhattan.

Gummi Cocknballs

KZlwZKtrAnolloeboRj771QIo1_500New York City – If my bubble gum tasted like it ended up being shaped on this sidewalk, I probably would have spit rather than swallowed…

Sanitized Cocknballs

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Manhattan: Left by Purell hand sanitizer, after being lit on fire on a desk and wiped to the floor. A hole-in-one of spontaneous cocknballs creation.

Need TP for My CnB

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SoHo: It’s hard to find a public restroom in New York City. This cocknballs decided not to wait.  The need to pee burns extra firey when the balls are infected with gummi-crabs.

Jurassic Cocknballs

 This fossil dates back to the cocknballeazoic perios of 45,000,000 BC.

This fossil dates back to the cocknballeazoic period of 45,000,000 BC.

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Amon Tobin

The Cocknballs of electronic musicians. Founding father of trip hop, drum n bass pioneer, dub step maven and video game music auteur and film score composer. And now with Doubleclick (whose logo is the exact OPPOSITE of CocknBalls) is putting the stamp on hip hop!

The Wildhearts

The cocknball standard of rocknroll. Never-ending amazing riffs? Check. Sweet as sugar hooks? Check. Crazy frontman? Check. History of drug abuse and rock star excess cliches? Check.