“You put your chicken finger in my meatballs… “… “No, YOU put your meatballs in my chicken finger!!”… You’re both wrong. Thats cock with balls, heretofore known as cocknballs. Backstage catering for Pink Floyd Tribute the Machine at Symphony Space. 95th and Broadway – Manhattan.
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Amon Tobin
The Cocknballs of electronic musicians. Founding father of trip hop, drum n bass pioneer, dub step maven and video game music auteur and film score composer. And now with Doubleclick (whose logo is the exact OPPOSITE of CocknBalls) is putting the stamp on hip hop!
The Wildhearts
The cocknball standard of rocknroll. Never-ending amazing riffs? Check. Sweet as sugar hooks? Check. Crazy frontman? Check. History of drug abuse and rock star excess cliches? Check.
Email your submissions to us at thingsthatlooklikecocknballs@gmail.com. Please include a description. When, when, what, and how, dig? If your unsure as to whether your submission is up to snuff, see our guidelines here.
Attention, cocknballs fans: Love heavy metal, and love the Bee Gees? Or love heavy metal, and hate the Bee Gees? Either way, you'll love Tragedy: An All Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees, now out with their debut album We Rock Sweet Balls And Can Do No Wrong. That sounds really good, right? See just how good at LetsMakeTragedyHappen.com.
Whether you live in New York, or just need an epic new t-shirt, hit up Rocks Off for Concert Cruises on the Hudson and East River, plus sweet merchandise like a t-shirt of a unicorn humping a dolphin. A unicorn humping a dolphin? Exactly: Why didn't you think of that?
Cruise schedules and t-shirts at RocksOff.com.
Amon Tobin
The Cocknballs of electronic musicians. Founding father of trip hop, drum n bass pioneer, dub step maven and video game music auteur and film score composer. And now with Doubleclick (whose logo is the exact OPPOSITE of CocknBalls) is putting the stamp on hip hop!
The Wildhearts
The cocknball standard of rocknroll. Never-ending amazing riffs? Check. Sweet as sugar hooks? Check. Crazy frontman? Check. History of drug abuse and rock star excess cliches? Check.
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